shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

fagbarbie:

on resume: *says that i’m bilingual*

irl: image

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versaceslut:

when talking to an older guy on grindr/etc., one of the easiest ways to see if theyre willing to spend money on you is to wait until they tell you to come over and just say you dont have money for gas

if they say something like “oh well. next time then” stop talking to their cheap ass but if they dont and offer to pay, its time to see how far you can go with it

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

officiallanaa:

illvillainz:

hiiipowerh3:

cruelladetrillaa:

Haitian woman defending her son in the Dominican Republic.

This picture is raw

damn this woman is a strong mother fucking person power to the people

This is what we’re supposed to do